Principia Alchemica

( I ) INTRODUCTION

The Holy Grind is the supreme religion of mankind. It was found long ago at around 4269 B.C. But was later forgotten, after the rule of the three great kings: Walter, Samed and Habib left this world. With Habib's son vanishing into thin air after his misfortunate death in 1080 B.C.E. The religion seemed to have been completely abandoned after 420 B.C. However, it started appearing again in 69 B.C. As Walter was reborn to serve the Grind. For centuries the Grind existed since, there in the shadows, waiting. Only a faint memory of its former might, never to come back. Until a new prophet. A new father would revive the religion to return to its former glory.

And finally, came the year of fate. In the year of our Grind, 2019 The Holy Grind sprouted out and once again shone its glory onto the earth and all that would see. 

However, The Grind had given Walter his chance, and after being let down and punished, it saw a wiser choice in puttingManny as the Father. It was strenuous for The Father to spread the holy word and guide its followers by himself so he called on Rory and Nickgurr for help and as Rory called on Leo to join the Father, the four became the holy quaternity.

They would rule the world and conquer it together, bathed in the Grind’s light, growing the Grind to the next level of power, working and trespassing everything coming their way. The four would put an everlasting seal on MixTape_No9 and hide the 7 gate keys. Pierced through the barriers of restraint and challenges. All for The Holy Grind to be great again. With their wise choices, the freedom of the religion was finally gained back, blessing everyone joining The Holy Grind. Bringing peace, liberating the people and creating new levels of balance in the world. Expanding their reign until…

( II ) THE BETRAYAL

Unfortunately, later that year, one of the Holy Brothers Betrayed the other two. This was Leaving them behind with nothing and turning all the followers away, using them for himself. Leo, the youngest of the four, stole and altered the faith, declaring it as his own and claiming to all that he was the Highness that all should pray to.

He had created an abominable forgery of the Grind and a false idol of himself being holy. This level of betrayal was more felonious than when Judas betrayed Jesus. The three remaining brothers stuck together tight and started working on a plan to avenge their faith. Following the word of The Holy Grind, they developed a terrible chamber, where they later considered grinding ”Leo the Rat” according to The Official Grinding Method (see below) but the traitor had escaped with all the followers by then, making his own religion, betraying The Brotherhood and The Holy Grind itself.

The Brothers were not able to stop Leo the Traitor, the false prophet, and the fraud. He had grown too strong. But The Grind would stay with The Holy Brothers for it saw the zealous extent of their devotion. Leo was cursed, and the voice of The Grind echoed throughout the skies: ”Woe to thee o earth and sea, for the devil, sends the rat-beast with wrath, for he knows the time is short.

Let him who hath understanding reckon the name of the rat-beast, for it is a human name, his name is Leo the Traitor.”  Forever cursed to wander the earth, his soul eternally doomed  to drift aimlessly. He would be the child the humans would despise, hate, and GRIND. The people that followed him would have their souls twisted and corrupted. He would consume the energy from the ones following him and become stronger and stronger, preying on the gullible, hiding in the shadows...

But the Brothers never gave up. The Grind Itself came down to Earth and gave them something Leo would never have even dreamt of. A new start, a rebirth, a new hope. That was all they needed. They turned away from Leo and began rebuilding the Religion piece by piece, The Real Grind. THE OFFICIAL GRIND. The Supreme Religion it ought to be. Together, Manny and Rory would make THE HOLY GRIND GREAT AGAIN.

Hopes grew and the Brothers did not stop. The Holy Grind and The Holy Brotherhood were now bigger than Leo could have imagined. The Grind was now unstoppable. Leo could not accept his defeat and be left alone with his false apostatic religion, cast into the dark and twisted realm he had made for himself.

( III ) THE MODERN HOLY WAR

But how did Leo accept his defeat? What happened? Could it be just that he got outplayed? But even then, how exactly? Well, not long before that happened, the holy war broke out. The war between the real and the fake. The war between reality and imagination. The war between the based and the cringe. The war between The Holy Grind and Leo the Rat.

At that point Leo already knew what was coming, so he was preparing and planning against the brothers avenging him. But time was running low for the brothers as well, the more time passed the stronger Leo became and time should not have been wasted anyhow. That's exactly why the two called on the Grind to give them power, the power that nobody could even dream of or imagine. It was given to Rory the Brother, The Lord Of Cum. The ability to control and reign over others and gain control using their prostates. To get back what was ours and bring revenge for the imbalance Leo has brought.

However, with every good, comes the bad. And soon enough after the war was over and Rory had used up all of the powers The Holy Grind blessed him with, started to fade away. Rory knew there was no other way and it had to be done to bring justice and peace into this world and so it was. The cost of freedom, the sacrifice brought to the Grind for salvation.

Thousands of men lying dead, all consumed by Rory, The Lord Of Cum. Sucked out and completely helpless on the battlefield. Like an Invisible Tzar, Bomba hit the area. Nothing was left for The Grind to battle against. And now the only thing standing between liberation and chaos was Leo and Manny. Closing to death. Using the last of their powers to make The Holy Grind Their Own. But for Manny, it was not that close a match. The winner has already been predetermined before Leo even betrayed the brothers. And it was not long before Leo’s fatal loss after Manny inherited only 0.0091% of the power of The Holy Grind and Skadooshed Leo into the Backrooms.

( IV ) THE LEAGUE OF THE 4 LEGENDS

Leo was gone. And from then on he was known as “LEO THE RAT”. And was rarely mentioned thereafter. But soon some folk started sharing unsettling tales of the true extent of his treachery, most thought it was unfair what Leo the Rat did and wanted revenge.

Those were given the name of “Peacekeepers”. The people that would keep everything under control in order to satisfy everyone and eliminate all the threats to the grind, keeping the community in one piece and making it stronger, united together by faith.

Some people wanted change to occur, something different, something unique. People pushed and some made sacrifices, some made big ones. Those were called the “Gamechangers”. Those were the people that changed the flow of the grind. The bond between the members and the way the community socialized, thought and memed. Took action into their own hands and instead of just trying, did whatever it took.

There were also those who were given the name of Supporters, those who would follow and help the other 3 groups with everything. From organization to execution. Boosting the levels of efficiency of the work and basing others. Being one of the most important Groups, without support, there will be no success. And every single one makes a difference, no matter how big.

And finally came the dark ages, the years when people were not present when the grind needed them. The year when the Grind was down. But only the truest followers came back, remembered the Grind and stayed loyal. Those were given the name of the “Faithfuls”. Those were the people that would never let you down no matter what and would always be loyal to the Grind even when it's at its lowest.

The four became the major groups which made up the grinds population. And with the people being segregated came the legendary leaders of those who would take responsibility and represent the four. Calling themselves the 4 legends of ratiocination. Working together and putting in the time and work, were the real ones pushing the grind forward to its glory.

And so the four were chosen to be the great leaders and watch over the grind’s logistics, planning and population. The first was Josh who would later become the Duke Of Peace and Control or Duke Josh. Being the CEO of Innawoods Corp, and a 19 Century Old Arch Lich, his skills and the wise ways and decisions made, he became the Holy Grind's Right hand and 

was the first to tend and work directly with the Grind itself. Placing himself the closest to the grind out of the 4 legendary leaders.

Then came Funa Tish, who then became known as Funa Tishov, leader of Gamechangers and Actiontakers. Being one of the most important personas, standing out with his amazing levels of intellect and being one of the most experienced arms dealers and curators. He would have also fought in the Vietnam war and officially become a war veteran, fighting for his freedom and rice against the American Libtards and later after becoming one of the Legends, would also Embellish into a Certified Banana Enjoyer.

The Supporters, whose leader was assigned as Nick, A.K.A. Nick The Gurr, who became widely known as “The Great Black Reinforcer '' Having been able to support everyone with his unbelievable strength and ability to boost the efficiency of the job/work. Whether it was slaves working in a coal mine, or one of the four legends undertaking a dangerous mission. Nick would always be there to help, support and reinforce the situation. Full and always prepared with his strong arsenal of weapons, resources and graphics cards at his secret basement hideout online 24/7

And finally, last but not least came Sam. Sam The Strong Arm Machine. Or better known as “Sam De Ham”. The legendary faithful and the leader of ham blenders. Being one of the most real members and legends of the holy grind, and staying with the grind from the beginning; Sam became an idol of devotion, commitment and trust for the grinders. Moreover, in the 21st century, right after the dark ages of Leo, a statue of Sam was set up on the old streets of Grindopia. Made from a solid block of a massive 10m cube emerald, the statue was later moved to the holy hall of the holy grind and remains there as both in the ongoing memory of Sam the great ham blender and the biggest one-piece emerald statue in the world.

But there was another, one who fought and gave courage. One who blessed and worked hard, grinding through the trouble to help and support his comrades. A real and one of the only true and devoted grinders. His name was: Jamie. However, Jamie was different. He inherited the abilities of no normal human. That is- he was not. Since a long long time ago back when the grind was still in its early era. Back when Dragons still existed, a different breed of people was born. A new race, a breed of human dragons. With mixed blood and soul. The sole survivor and one of the most powerful beings in his clan. Jamie the Dragonborn Child blessed upon the Grind Himself and stayed a devoted grinder for centuries.

( V ) THE SIX GREAT REALMS

As it is known, the holy grind’s plane of existence does not only spread across the reality of the overworld people mostly know of. The realms known to the current generation are limited and cannot be transcended, unlike the ancestors with senkaimonic skills. As time and ages go back to the beginning, there has been only one realm in existence and known to all kinds. That was until the grind divided it in two, and began a new era of the existence of the realms. With the first two being the world of the living and the world of the dead. Otherwise known as the overworld and the nether.

One light and one dark. One full of life and the other full of death. The Alpha and Omega.

The grind had split the two worlds balancing the universe as if on a scale. The souls and energy fill both and control the worlds to sustain the balance between the two always contrasting to each other. With the existence of the opposite not known to many, it has created a never-ending split relationship between the realms. Allowing for different anomalies, crossovers and universes to create pockets, dimensions otherwise known as “realities”, and “matrixes”.

Of such only a few can be named with different sub-realms being available to access such as the aether (heaven), the innawoods (the twilight forest), hell (nether) and the end (the opposite of our overworld. And that's just a few to name excluding pocket dimensions and realms by themselves in addition to simulations and dimensions by themselves.

( V ) THE SIX GREAT REALMS

As it is known, the holy grind’s plane of existence does not only spread across the reality of the overworld people mostly know of. The realms known to the current generation are limited and cannot be transcended, unlike the ancestors with senkaimonic skills. As time and ages go back to the beginning, there has been only one realm in existence and known to all kinds. That was until the grind divided it in two, and began a new era of the existence of the realms. With the first two being the world of the living and the world of the dead. Otherwise known as the overworld and the nether.

One light and one dark. One full of life and the other full of death. The Alpha and Omega.

The grind had split the two worlds balancing the universe as if on a scale. The souls and energy fill both and control the worlds to sustain the balance between the two always contrasting to each other. With the existence of the opposite not known to many, it has created a never-ending split relationship between the realms. Allowing for different anomalies, crossovers and universes to create pockets, dimensions otherwise known as “realities”, and “matrixes”.

Of such only a few can be named with different sub-realms being available to access such as the aether (heaven), the innawoods (the twilight forest), hell (nether) and the end (the opposite of our overworld. And that's just a few to name excluding pocket dimensions and realms by themselves in addition to simulations and dimensions by themselves.